The Free Offline Readiness Field Guide: Real Numbers, Zero Doom
Most preparedness content is either doom or hype. It tells you the grid is about to fall, then sells you a bucket of freeze-dried food with numbers no one checked. We went the other way. We built a free Offline Readiness Field Guide where every quantitative and safety claim is sourced to a primary authority: the CDC, EPA, USDA, FEMA, FCC, NOAA and the National Weather Service, NIST, GPS.gov, and CISA. Six sections, real math, honest myth-busting, and a clean printable PDF you can tape to a wall. No fear, no upsell, no rounding in our favor. Here is what is inside and how to get it.
TL;DRA free, fact-checked, printable preparedness guide across six sections, Power, Water and food, Comms, Offline AI, Navigation and documents, and Body and first-aid, with every number sourced to a primary authority.
What the Offline Readiness Field Guide actually is
It is a free printable field guide across six sections: Power, Water and food, Comms, Offline AI, Navigation and documents, and Body and first-aid. Each section answers one question well. When the grid or the internet goes down, what do you actually do, and what do the real numbers say?
Every quantitative and safety claim is fact-checked against a primary authority: the CDC, EPA, USDA, FEMA, FCC, NOAA and the National Weather Service, NIST, GPS.gov, and CISA. Not a blog quoting a blog. The agencies that write the standards.
It lives at /field-guide behind a single email field. One box, your email, done. You get the printable PDF and the full on-page version. No account, no credit card, no phone number.
- Six sections: power, water and food, comms, offline AI, navigation and documents, and first-aid.
- Every number and safety rule sourced to a primary authority.
- A clean printable PDF with the math shown, not asserted.
- One email field to get it. Nothing else.
Why it is different from every other prep guide
No doom. We do not open with a countdown to collapse. Outages are ordinary. Heat waves, winter storms, and downed towers cause most of them, and the guide treats them that way. Calm beats panic when the lights are actually off.
No hype. When a spec does not hold up, we say so. Half of this guide is myth-busting the numbers you have been repeating without checking: power bank capacity, solar output, fridge draw, battery care.
Real numbers in a clean printable layout. The math is shown, not asserted, so you can redo it for your own gear. Print it, fold it, drop it in a go-bag. It works on paper because paper works when nothing else does.
Offline AI, storage math, and the lithium rule you have had backwards
The Offline AI section does the storage math out loud. On a 128 GB USB stick, a capable 4-bit Llama 3.1 8B model is about 4.9 GB, and a text-only copy of Wikipedia is about 57 GB, per Hugging Face and Kiwix. A full offline AI plus a reference library is roughly 62 GB, about half the stick. A working brain and a library in your pocket, no signal required.
That is the exact job PortableMind was built for. It is a plug-and-run offline AI USB: from $49 for CORE (Windows chat), $79 for v1.5 (adds voice and vision), a MAX-SPEED build for power users, and a $199 PRO Navigator that adds offline GPS. One-time price, no subscription, 100 percent local. It runs on laptop battery with Wi-Fi off, which is useful exactly when the grid or internet is down. The guide stands on its own, but if you want the AI half of it live in your hand, that is the product.
And the myth that ends the guide: stop fully draining your lithium batteries. Full discharges shorten their life. Shallow, roughly 40-percent depth-of-discharge cycles last three to six times longer than 100-percent cycles, and you should store cells cool and around 40 to 80 percent, per Battery University BU-808. Drain it all the way is a leftover rule from old nickel-cadmium packs. Following it on modern gear quietly kills the exact batteries you are counting on.
How to get it
Go to /field-guide and enter your email. That is the whole gate. You get the printable PDF and the full on-page guide immediately: Power, Water and food, Comms, Offline AI, Navigation and documents, and Body and first-aid, every claim sourced.
It is genuinely free and genuinely useful whether or not you ever buy anything from us. Print it, share it, keep a copy in the glovebox and one in the go-bag. Readiness that lives on paper is readiness that survives a dead phone.
Ready to run AI offline?
PortableMind is the plug-and-run offline AI USB with three tiers: CORE ($49, Windows, chat), v1.5 ($79, voice & vision), and MAX-SPEED for power users. No internet, no subscription. Pick the tier that fits your needs.
Conclusion
Preparedness does not have to mean fear, and it definitely should not mean bad math. The Offline Readiness Field Guide is our attempt to give you the real numbers, the ones the CDC, EPA, FEMA, FCC, NOAA, NIST, and CISA actually stand behind, in a form you can print, fold, and trust when the lights go out. It is free, it is honest, and it works on paper. Grab it, check the math against your own gear, and keep a copy somewhere your dead phone cannot take with it.
Get the free field guideFrequently asked questions
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- Is the Offline Readiness Field Guide really free?
- Yes. It is free at /field-guide behind a single email field, with no credit card, account, or phone number. You get the printable PDF and the full on-page version immediately.
- What does the free preparedness guide cover?
- Six sections: Power, Water and food, Comms, Offline AI, Navigation and documents, and Body and first-aid. Every quantitative and safety claim is sourced to a primary authority like the CDC, EPA, FEMA, FCC, NOAA, NIST, or CISA.
- Is there a printable preparedness checklist I can tape up?
- Yes. The guide ships as a clean printable PDF designed to be printed, folded, and kept in a go-bag, glovebox, or on a wall. It is built to work on paper because paper works when your devices do not.
- How many phone charges does a 20,000mAh power bank really give?
- About 2.5 to 4, not the five-plus often advertised. A 20,000mAh bank holds roughly 74 Wh, but 30 to 40 percent is lost to voltage conversion and heat, leaving about 45 to 59 Wh at your device. The guide shows the formula so you can check any battery yourself.
- Should you text or call during a power outage?
- Text. SMS is low-bandwidth and store-and-forward, so it keeps retrying until it lands even when voice networks are jammed. This is FCC and FEMA guidance, and it is covered in the Comms section.
- Do I need to buy PortableMind to use the guide?
- No. The field guide is complete and useful on its own. PortableMind is a plug-and-run offline AI USB from $49 that runs on battery with Wi-Fi off. It is the AI half of the guide made real, but it is optional.
- Is it true you should not fully drain lithium batteries?
- Yes. Full discharges shorten lithium battery life. Shallow cycles around 40 percent depth-of-discharge last three to six times longer, and cells should be stored cool near 40 to 80 percent, per Battery University BU-808. Drain it fully is an outdated rule from nickel-cadmium batteries.
- How much storage does an offline AI plus Wikipedia need?
- Roughly 62 GB. A 4-bit Llama 3.1 8B model is about 4.9 GB and a text-only copy of Wikipedia is about 57 GB, so a full offline AI and reference library fits on about half of a 128 GB USB stick, per Hugging Face and Kiwix.
Carson is the solo builder behind PortableMind. He started the project in 2025 as a response to fragile cloud AI, tools that lock accounts, raise prices, and disappear during outages. Previously built ClipStitcher and a stack of practical automations for creators and small operators. He handles every order and support email personally.